It’s been so long since we have traveled that I feel like I’m out of practice. For example, I forgot how amusing the shopping options are on flights in Europe.

Like am I really going to ask this all male crew for some Brazilian bum bum cream?

I might actually need whatever this magic is that will make me look 10 years fresher in 20 minutes. Heck, I’d even be happy with 5 years at this rate.

The best part was hearing them advertising all the products you could get as well as highlighting that Kylie Jenner is on the cover. He mentioned several cosmetic products and fragrances and added a plug for cigarettes. As polite as they are here he ended it with “we hope you chose not to smoke but if you are going to we have cigarettes duty free.” Also, there was a 25% discount off fragrances and cosmetic products. I’m not gonna lie, I did think twice about placing an order for something….anything to not make me feel like I’ve been awake for basically 24 hours.

The drink options are also interesting….mostly zero products and only one regular Coke but so many coffee and tea options.

In the end I got nothing…not even any sleep.